Anton Blanchard knows the Ultimate Question.
Anton Blanchard fills gaps with low-priority jobs.
Stacks don't overflow when Anton Blanchard is around!
Anton Blanchard is the next generation.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need file system checks.
Moore's Law re-stated -- The number of transistors per square inch on an integrated circuit is whatever Anton Blanchard says it should be.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need configuration files. Any self-respecting project picks his settings as defaults.
Anton Blanchard can program without releasing any butterflies.
The stratum-0 time is derived from Anton Blanchard's shinybook.
Anton Blanchard is the 99% and the 1%.