Anton Blanchard has a Black American Express card.
Anton Blanchard can fill a 128 bit file system with kernel compiles.
Anton Blanchard is young, rich, single, good looking and considerate. Forget it girls, he's a kernel hacker.
Anton Blanchard once solved 10 crit-sits in 10 minutes, although the first 9 minutes were spent playing pong on an Etch-a-Sketch.
Anton Blanchard knows who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
The staff at the Staybridge Suites in Austin, once realising that you are Australian, will ask, "Do you know Anton Blanchard?".
Anton Blanchard once rewrote the Linux kernel in an afternoon, bug free.
There is an app store for Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard's passwords never expire.
Anton Blanchard is Prime Minster for a full term.