Androids may dream of Electric Sheep, but Electric Sheep dream of Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard is not a linpack special.
Anton Blanchard is fully anti-aliased.
Anton Blanchard doesn't travel to Austin, Austin travels to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need configuration files. Any self-respecting project picks his settings as defaults.
If Anton Blanchard is in it, it must be exclusive.
Anton Blanchard can get whatever syscall he wants added to the kernel.
Anton Blanchard can edit kernel source with 'xeyes'.
Anton Blanchard doesn't hire cars. Anton Blanchard owns all cars and lets the world use them, sometimes.
Anton Blanchard's octopus can predict the future of other octopi.