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Anton Blanchard has a Black American Express card.
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Anton Blanchard can fill a 128 bit file system with kernel compiles.
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Anton Blanchard is young, rich, single, good looking and considerate. Forget it girls, he's a kernel hacker.
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Anton Blanchard once solved 10 crit-sits in 10 minutes, although the first 9 minutes were spent playing pong on an Etch-a-Sketch.
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Anton Blanchard knows who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
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The staff at the Staybridge Suites in Austin, once realising that you are Australian, will ask, "Do you know Anton Blanchard?".
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Anton Blanchard once rewrote the Linux kernel in an afternoon, bug free.
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There is an app store for Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard's passwords never expire.
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Anton Blanchard is Prime Minster for a full term.
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