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There are three types of sub-atomic particles: Protons, Neutrons and Antons.
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If your select() times out, you're not Anton Blanchard!
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When you get past level 99 in Pacman, you get Anton Blanchard. He always wins.
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While he is an accomplished keyboard player, Anton Blanchard cranks out great tunes with cat /dev/kmem > /dev/dsp.
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Anton Blanchard scales linearly with no idle time.
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Linus Torvalds was once bitten by a penguin but all animals love Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard uses tri-state logic: off, on, and FAST.
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Anton Blanchard's stwcxs always succeed.
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Anton Blanchard can beat the WOPR at tick, tac, toe.
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checkpatch.pl only outputs "Awesome!" when checking Anton Blanchard's patches.
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