Anton Blanchard's machine doesn't need exceptions -- it's the rule.
	Anton Blanchard boots kernels using tftp over gigabit fiber, serving data himself using only a flashlight.
	Anton Blanchard fills gaps with low-priority jobs.
	If at first it doesn't compile, you're not Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard knows where you left the keys.
	Anton Blanchard uses telnet to ssh.
	Anton Blanchard knows who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
	Anton Blanchard doesn't need a web-ring. He is the Lord of the Rings.
	When Google's search fails, it asks Anton Blanchard.
	Google runs 18% faster for Anton Blanchard

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