Anton Blanchard can get no satisfaction.
Pictures of Anton Blanchard compress better than pictures of other people.
Anton Blanchard only needs to connect three to win.
Prime Minster Anton Blanchard would carry the AFP out of a race riot and would collect lost shoes along the way.
Anton Blanchard uses telnet to ssh.
Anton Blanchard calls Hipsters what they really are: Pussies.
Anton Blanchard has the same water repelling properties as Magic Sand.
Hypervisors run for their lives when Anton Blanchard enters the room.
Anton Blanchard has implemented prior art to 97% of all software patents.
Anton Blanchard once beat someone to death with a pipe. A named pipe.