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There is an app store for Anton Blanchard.
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Many photographs of Anton Blanchard come out blank. Most cameras just aren't that fast.
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The last line of any recursive algorithm is "call AntonBlanchard()".
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Anton Blanchard scales linearly with no idle time.
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Anton Blanchard can read upside down French newspapers while asleep.
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You can win any poker game by playing a piece of paper with "Anton Blanchard" written on it.
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Anton Blanchard can determine process ids purely by smell.
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Anton Blanchard's business card only has one word on it: awesome.
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The only public holiday that happens at the same time in every country is Anton Blanchard's birthday.
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Anton Blanchard's website is so old, it pre-dates the Internet.
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