Anton Blanchard can make Linux run with zero cores.
The original name for UNIX was Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can make white box machines have five-nines uptime.
Anton Blanchard can win at scrabble, even with only 'X' tiles.
Anton Blanchard uses telnet to ssh.
Anton Blanchard's amplifiers go to twelve.
Anton Blanchard once shot Eric S. Raymond. Everyone was happy.
Knuth's "The Art of Computer Programming" originally contained only portraits of Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard never does lazy execution ... ever!
Anton Blanchard knows that the cat is dead ... he killed it! He killed Schroedinger too, and turned the box into a rack for his machines