Anton Blanchard doesn't write code, the instructions assemble themselves out of fear.
	Hexadecimal characters invest in the Anton Blanchard Mutual Fund.
	Anton Blanchard's heart beat produces valid ELF binaries.
	Anton Blanchard doesn't do a keg stand - keg stands do an Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard is young, rich, single, good looking and considerate. Forget it girls, he's a kernel hacker.
	Anton Blanchard can revoke your internet privileges.
	Anton Blanchard stores his backups in your unused registers.
	Anton Blanchard finishes infinite loops in 0 time.
	Anton Blanchard can get whatever syscall he wants added to the kernel.
	There is an app store for Anton Blanchard.

Make a suggestion. Where is Anton?