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Anton Blanchard knows what SOA means.
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Most people measure their BogoTridge, Tridge measures his BogoBlanchard.
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Anton Blanchard can convert git blob SHA1 ids back to their original file contents.
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Anton Blanchard is not "too old for this shit".
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Anton Blanchard has Real Ultimate POWER!
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Anton Blanchard can predict the output of a random number generator.
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Anton Blanchard can pass go and collect $200 on the way to jail.
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Anton Blanchard's laptop doesn't have an endian as that would imply it ends.
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Anton Blanchard exists in real time and virtual time, and replicates instantly without overhead.
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The northern lights are caused by Anton Blanchard's laptop.
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