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Anton Blanchard is so busy you can't talk to him, only about him.
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Anton Blanchard can detect 3-bit errors and correct 1-bit ones, without ECC.
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Anton Blanchard has reduced The Thirteen StepsTM to two, where step two is breakfast.
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Anton Blanchard has implemented prior art to 97% of all software patents.
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Knowledge is power; power is Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard's processes use white or black smoke for success or failure exit codes, although black has never been needed.
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Anton Blanchard never forgets to quilt add.
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Anton Blanchard scales O(1).
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Anton Blanchard knows who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't use ARP - he's memorised all his MAC addresses and addresses them directly.
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