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Anton Blanchard doesn't write code, the instructions assemble themselves out of fear.
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Hexadecimal characters invest in the Anton Blanchard Mutual Fund.
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Anton Blanchard's heart beat produces valid ELF binaries.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't do a keg stand - keg stands do an Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard is young, rich, single, good looking and considerate. Forget it girls, he's a kernel hacker.
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Anton Blanchard can revoke your internet privileges.
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Anton Blanchard stores his backups in your unused registers.
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Anton Blanchard finishes infinite loops in 0 time.
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Anton Blanchard can get whatever syscall he wants added to the kernel.
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There is an app store for Anton Blanchard.
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