There is an app store for Anton Blanchard.
Many photographs of Anton Blanchard come out blank. Most cameras just aren't that fast.
The last line of any recursive algorithm is "call AntonBlanchard()".
Anton Blanchard scales linearly with no idle time.
Anton Blanchard can read upside down French newspapers while asleep.
You can win any poker game by playing a piece of paper with "Anton Blanchard" written on it.
Anton Blanchard can determine process ids purely by smell.
Anton Blanchard's business card only has one word on it: awesome.
The only public holiday that happens at the same time in every country is Anton Blanchard's birthday.
Anton Blanchard's website is so old, it pre-dates the Internet.