Ladies never look back at the Old Spice Guy after looking at Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard can order from the breakfast menu after 11:30am.
	Liquid crystals are for chumps. Anton Blanchard uses gas crystals.
	If RMS and Bruce Perens got in a flame war, Anton Blanchard would win.
	Anton Blanchard can turn spaghetti code into lasagna.
	Anton Blanchard vanity sites are not run by Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard writes all his CGI scripts in PPC assembler.
	Anton Blanchard submits kernel patches merely by thinking about it.
	The stratum-0 time is derived from Anton Blanchard's shinybook.
	Anton Blanchard never writes interrupt handlers, his code just knows when things happen.

Make a suggestion. Where is Anton?