Anton Blanchard doesn't need configuration files. Any self-respecting project picks his settings as defaults.
Anton Blanchard knows that you've read this page.
Anton Blanchard has an emergency red phone hotline for Linux POWER development.
Anton Blanchard doesn't do a keg stand - keg stands do an Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard scales O(1).
Anton Blanchard taught MacGuyver all his tricks.
Anton Blanchard's laptop doesn't have an endian as that would imply it ends.
64-bit architectures were invented to keep track of Anton Blanchard's concurrent sametime conversations.
Anton Blanchard once designed a CPU that only needs one pin.
The only public holiday that happens at the same time in every country is Anton Blanchard's birthday.