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Anton Blanchard can make an ELF binary that plays Pong in 56 bytes. |
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Anton Blanchard can understand Milton code. |
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Anton Blanchard first words were "Hello World". |
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Anton Blanchard can fork() |
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Anton Blanchard knows what Willis is talkin bout. |
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.AntonBlanchard is a top-level domain. |
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Anton Blanchard knows whether or not P=NP. |
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The mere mention of Anton Blanchard dispels spinlocks instantly. |
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Anton Blanchard uses telnet to ssh. |
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Anton Blanchard's laptop monitor is brighter than the sun. |
