Anton Blanchard can make an ELF binary that plays Pong in 56 bytes.
	Anton Blanchard can understand Milton code.
	Knuth's "The Art of Computer Programming" originally contained only portraits of Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard can get no satisfaction.
	Anton Blanchard scales linearly with no idle time.
	Anton Blanchard doesn't use ARP - he's memorised all his MAC addresses and addresses them directly.
	Anton Blanchard was looking for a good chip test loop, so he proved P=NP and then hand coded it in Altivec without pipeline bubbles.
	Anton Blanchard fills gaps with low-priority jobs.
	Anton Blanchard is not "too old for this shit".
	Anton Blanchard once rewrote the Linux kernel in an afternoon, bug free.

Make a suggestion. Where is Anton?