None of Anton Blanchard's patches contain traces of peanuts.
There is an app store for Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard once booted Linux on Chuck Norris.
Anton Blanchard's machine doesn't need exceptions -- it's the rule.
Anton Blanchard was once awarded three Michelin stars, after accidentally dropping a sandwich on the side of the road.
Anton Blanchard calls Hipsters what they really are: Pussies.
Anton Blanchard can read from /dev/null and write to /dev/full.
Anton Blanchard's music videos can get a billion hits without making up a stupid horsey dance
Steve Jobs queues for iPads at the Anton Blanchard store.
Anton Blanchard once paid his bar tab with an actual tab key.