Anton Blanchard doesn't need a web-ring. He is the Lord of the Rings.
Anton Blanchard's business card only has one word on it: awesome.
Anton Blanchard vanity sites are not run by Anton Blanchard.
Knowledge is power; power is Anton Blanchard.
The last line of any recursive algorithm is "call AntonBlanchard()".
Anton Blanchard wrote a working -fomit-bugs flag for gcc but was unable to provide his own test case.
Anton Blanchard can pass go and collect $200 on the way to jail.
Anton Blanchard killed Chuck Norris: he segmented him in two with an occam razor.
Anton Blanchard boots kernels using tftp over gigabit fiber, serving data himself using only a flashlight.
While he is an accomplished keyboard player, Anton Blanchard cranks out great tunes with cat /dev/kmem > /dev/dsp.