Anton Blanchard can make an ELF binary that plays Pong in 56 bytes.
Anton Blanchard can understand Milton code.
Anton Blanchard first words were "Hello World".
Anton Blanchard can fork()
Anton Blanchard knows what Willis is talkin bout.
.AntonBlanchard is a top-level domain.
Anton Blanchard knows whether or not P=NP.
The mere mention of Anton Blanchard dispels spinlocks instantly.
Anton Blanchard uses telnet to ssh.
Anton Blanchard's laptop monitor is brighter than the sun.