Anton Blanchard can resolve cyclic package dependancies.
Anton Blanchard knows irregular expressions.
Anton Blanchard knows what SOA means.
Anton Blanchard doesn't fix bugs, his name is mentioned and the bugs disappear.
Anton Blanchard once taught a fish to play dance-dance-revolution.
Ulrich Drepper is nice to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can dereference null pointers.
There is a pam module that based on Anton Blanchard's aura.
Anton Blanchard is young, rich, single, good looking and considerate. Forget it girls, he's a kernel hacker.
Anton Blanchard can rsync by hand.