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Anton Blanchard is exempt from sales tax in all states.
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Anton Blanchard has Real Ultimate POWER!
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Anton Blanchard is fault tolerant.
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Anton Blanchard's business card only has one word on it: awesome.
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Anton Blanchard can pass go and collect $200 on the way to jail.
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All algorithms designed by Anton Blanchard are O(-1).
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Anton Blanchard submits kernel patches merely by thinking about it.
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Anton Blanchard's mood is measured in volts - It's never been below 110,000V.
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Anton Blanchard can revoke your internet privileges.
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Anton Blanchard can understand Milton code.
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