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Anton Blanchard has killed Chuck Norris, twice.
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Anton Blanchard's octopus can predict the future of other octopi.
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If the router drops your packets, you're not Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard can fork()
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Pictures of Anton Blanchard compress better than pictures of other people.
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Google runs 18% faster for Anton Blanchard
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When Google's search fails, it asks Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard counseled HAL back to sanity.
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If you look closely at a hexdump of Anton Blanchard's code, all you see is blond, brunette, redhead.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't talk to crash dumps, crash dumps talk to Anton Blanchard.
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