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Anton Blanchard replaces capacitors with flux capacitors so his appliances can travel through time.
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Anton Blanchard has killed Chuck Norris, twice.
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Anton Blanchard stores his backups in your unused registers.
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64-bit architectures were invented to keep track of Anton Blanchard's concurrent sametime conversations.
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Anton Blanchard once got seven shots out of a six-shooter.
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Pictures of Anton Blanchard compress better than pictures of other people.
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Anton Blanchard knows all of the HTML entity codes.
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Hypervisors run for their lives when Anton Blanchard enters the room.
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Even Anton Blanchard's phone calls have a signed-off-by line.
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Anton Blanchard can pop the breaker on any server.
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