Anton Blanchard can count to 33 on one hand.
Anton Blanchard doesn't write code, the instructions assemble themselves out of fear.
root asks Anton Blanchard for permission.
64-bit architectures were invented to keep track of Anton Blanchard's concurrent sametime conversations.
Anton Blanchard can order from the breakfast menu after 11:30am.
Anton Blanchard can turn Jesus into wine.
Some say The Stig is faster than Anton Blanchard. They are wrong.
Anton Blanchard can get no satisfaction.
Anton Blanchard: your argument is invalid.
checkpatch.pl only outputs "Awesome!" when checking Anton Blanchard's patches.