Anton Blanchard has no need for caffeine, he merely wills himself to be faster.
	Anton Blanchard uses telnet to ssh.
	Anton Blanchard's yaks shave each other.
	Anton Blanchard's processes use white or black smoke for success or failure exit codes, although black has never been needed.
	Anton Blanchard is the 99% and the 1%.
	The only public holiday that happens at the same time in every country is Anton Blanchard's birthday.
	Ulrich Drepper is nice to Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard vanity sites are not run by Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard always predicts branches correctly and never misses a translation.
	Anton Blanchard can make entropy change which ever way he damn well pleases.

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