Anton Blanchard doesn't talk to crash dumps, crash dumps talk to Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard once solved 10 crit-sits in 10 minutes, although the first 9 minutes were spent playing pong on an Etch-a-Sketch.
	Anton Blanchard scales linearly with no idle time.
	If at first it doesn't compile, you're not Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard has reduced The Thirteen StepsTM to two, where step two is breakfast.
	The mere mention of Anton Blanchard dispels spinlocks instantly.
	Anton Blanchard doesn't need a search engine. Anton Blanchard knows where all data is all the time.
	Anton Blanchard's thoughts are not limited to 140 characters.
	NICs don't dare interrupt Anton Blanchard.
	When Anton Blanchard was the SPARC maintainer, the only tool he used was a magnet on a stick.

Make a suggestion. Where is Anton?