Anton Blanchard has implemented /dev/infinity in three lines of code.
	Anton Blanchard's processes use white or black smoke for success or failure exit codes, although black has never been needed.
	Anton Blanchard boots kernels using tftp over gigabit fiber, serving data himself using only a flashlight.
	Anton Blanchard can make Linux run with zero cores.
	Most people measure their BogoTridge, Tridge measures his BogoBlanchard.
	If Anton Blanchard is in it, it must be exclusive.
	Anton Blanchard knows Victoria's Secret.
	Anton Blanchard has written an algorithm that decides the halting problem.
	Anton Blanchard taught MacGuyver all his tricks.
	If your select() times out, you're not Anton Blanchard!

Make a suggestion. Where is Anton?