Anton Blanchard is so famous he has this own theme song (in English).
	Anton Blanchard doesn't need file system checks.
	Anton Blanchard's Shinybook is a root DNS server.
	When you get past level 99 in Pacman, you get Anton Blanchard. He always wins.
	Anton Blanchard's machine doesn't need exceptions -- it's the rule.
	Anton Blanchard can predict the output of a random number generator.
	Anton Blanchard once made a POWER5 out of vacuum tubes, because the store had run out of transistors.
	Anton Blanchard vanity sites are not run by Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard once beat all of top500.org, with an abacus.
	Anton Blanchard has no idle thread.

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