Even Anton Blanchard's phone calls have a signed-off-by line.
Anton Blanchard can make an ELF binary that plays Pong in 56 bytes.
Anton Blanchard built BlueGene for Qantas, so they could calculate his frequent flyer points.
Anton Blanchard's processes use white or black smoke for success or failure exit codes, although black has never been needed.
Anton Blanchard beats paper, scissors and rock.
Anton Blanchard's clocks don't drift.
Androids may dream of Electric Sheep, but Electric Sheep dream of Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard chooses the colour of every bike shed.
Anton Blanchard can start fires with any instruction set.
Anton Blanchard can revoke your internet privileges.