When Google's search fails, it asks Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard has an RSS feed for the entire internet.
Anton Blanchard is bigger than The Beatles.
Steve Jobs queues for iPads at the Anton Blanchard store.
checkpatch.pl only outputs "Awesome!" when checking Anton Blanchard's patches.
Anton Blanchard's code runs with negative CPI.
Anton Blanchard is Yoda's mentor.
Anton Blanchard's passwords never expire.
You can win any poker game by playing a piece of paper with "Anton Blanchard" written on it.
Ulrich Drepper is nice to Anton Blanchard.