Anton Blanchard doesn't use ARP - he's memorised all his MAC addresses and addresses them directly.
Anton Blanchard is the only person immune to THE DEPRECATOR.
64-bit architectures were invented to keep track of Anton Blanchard's concurrent sametime conversations.
If Anton Blanchard is in it, it must be exclusive.
Anton Blanchard always pours a perfect head on his beers.
Anton Blanchard's favorite mode of transport is riding on an electron.
Anton Blanchard can turn Jesus into wine.
Anton Blanchard decompiles software by running less on the binary.
Anton Blanchard scales linearly with no idle time.
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Anton Blanchard.