Anton Blanchard submits kernel patches merely by thinking about it.
Anton Blanchard can pop the breaker on any server.
Anton Blanchard is young, rich, single, good looking and considerate. Forget it girls, he's a kernel hacker.
Anton Blanchard can detect 3-bit errors and correct 1-bit ones, without ECC.
There are three types of sub-atomic particles: Protons, Neutrons and Antons.
Anton Blanchard is the only person to exhibit blue shift visible to the naked eye.
When Anton Blanchard walks into a chip fab without a dust suit, yield goes up to 128%.
Anton Blanchard once rewrote the Linux kernel in an afternoon, bug free.
Anton Blanchard decompiles software by running less on the binary.
root asks Anton Blanchard for permission.