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Anton Blanchard can get whatever syscall he wants added to the kernel.
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Despite studying at UTS, Anton Blanchard did learn engineering.
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Anton Blanchard can dereference null pointers.
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NICs don't dare interrupt Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard first words were "Hello World".
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Anton Blanchard doesn't sell-out to the interweb.
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Anton Blanchard never writes interrupt handlers, his code just knows when things happen.
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Only Anton Blanchard can fit the entire internet on one CD.
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Anton Blanchard submits kernel patches merely by thinking about it.
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Anton Blanchard can fill a 128 bit file system with kernel compiles.
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