The stratum-0 time is derived from Anton Blanchard's shinybook.
	People write code better while listening to a tape of Anton Blanchard's name repeated endlessly.
	Anton Blanchard can use both Unity and Gnome 3… at the same time.
	The unit of measurement for "number of kernel bugs fixed per minute" is the nanoBlanchard.
	Anton Blanchard's profits always exceed investors' expectations.
	Anton Blanchard's "+1"s on Google Plus are actually worth +2.
	Anton Blanchard's yaks shave each other.
	Anton Blanchard uses both Emacs and vi.
	Anton Blanchard scales O(1).
	Anton Blanchard could make x86 big-endian - but then the kids wouldn't know what "endian" was.

Make a suggestion. Where is Anton?