Pictures of Anton Blanchard compress better than pictures of other people.
	Anton Blanchard's heart beat produces valid ELF binaries.
	Anton Blanchard can make white box machines have five-nines uptime.
	Anton Blanchard is fully cache-coherent.
	Anton Blanchard knows the πth digit of π.
	Anton Blanchard crosses the Date Line so often that he grows younger over time.
	Anton Blanchard never forgets to quilt add.
	Moore's Law re-stated -- The number of transistors per square inch on an integrated circuit is whatever Anton Blanchard says it should be.
	Anton Blanchard doesn't write code, the instructions assemble themselves out of fear.
	Anton Blanchard doesn't sell-out to the interweb.

Make a suggestion. Where is Anton?