When Anton Blanchard was the SPARC maintainer, the only tool he used was a magnet on a stick.
The northern lights are caused by Anton Blanchard's laptop.
Androids may dream of Electric Sheep, but Electric Sheep dream of Anton Blanchard.
Many photographs of Anton Blanchard come out blank. Most cameras just aren't that fast.
Linus Torvalds was once bitten by a penguin but all animals love Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard's favorite smell is that of a fresh CPU cooling gently on the window-sill.
Anton Blanchard can execute PPC instructions on any processor.
Anton Blanchard doesn't talk to crash dumps, crash dumps talk to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard has the same water repelling properties as Magic Sand.
Anton Blanchard could make Itanium run fast.