When Google's search fails, it asks Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard's machine doesn't need exceptions -- it's the rule.
Anton Blanchard can start fires with any instruction set.
Anton Blanchard can always get concerts tickets, even if they are sold out.
MODULE_AUTHOR("Anton Blanchard"); MODULE_DESCRIPTION("Cause trouble");
Hexadecimal characters invest in the Anton Blanchard Mutual Fund.
Most people measure their BogoTridge, Tridge measures his BogoBlanchard.
Anton Blanchard's DNA also encodes the POWER Instruction Set Architecture document, as a valid PDF file.
Anton Blanchard's desk needs to be cleaned by the "Chuck Norris Cleaning Company".
The unit of measurement for "number of kernel bugs fixed per minute" is the nanoBlanchard.