Anton Blanchard is known to all hotel desk clerks.
	Anton Blanchard is fully cache-coherent.
	People write code better while listening to a tape of Anton Blanchard's name repeated endlessly.
	Anton Blanchard uses telnet to ssh.
	Anton Blanchard could make Itanium run fast.
	Anton Blanchard submits kernel patches merely by thinking about it.
	Anton Blanchard could make x86 big-endian - but then the kids wouldn't know what "endian" was.
	Anton Blanchard can turn Jesus into wine.
	Anton Blanchard time-space warps Austin to him.
	Anton Blanchard is the next generation.

Make a suggestion. Where is Anton?