Anton Blanchard's favorite mode of transport is riding on an electron.
Disk quotas don't apply to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard is endian-neutral.
Anton Blanchard knows where you left the keys.
NAPI doesn't poll the e1000, it merely asks Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need configuration files. Any self-respecting project picks his settings as defaults.
Anton Blanchard knows that the cat is dead ... he killed it! He killed Schroedinger too, and turned the box into a rack for his machines
Anton Blanchard doesn't need a toaster. He just glares at bread slices until they turn golden brown.
Anton Blanchard's machine doesn't need exceptions -- it's the rule.
Anton Blanchard is the powers that be.