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Anton Blanchard is Yoda's mentor.
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Anton Blanchard's octopus can predict the future of other octopi.
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Anton Blanchard can execute PPC instructions on any processor.
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Even Anton Blanchard's shadow can write code faster than you.
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Every key on Anton Blanchards keyboard is an any key.
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Anton Blanchard's amplifiers go to twelve.
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Anton Blanchard can make entropy change which ever way he damn well pleases.
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Anton Blanchard can get whatever syscall he wants added to the kernel.
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If Anton Blanchard is in it, it must be exclusive.
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Anton Blanchard is immune to sting ray barbs and trees on the side of the road.
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