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Anton Blanchard is Yoda's mentor.
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Anton Blanchard once booted Linux on Chuck Norris.
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Anton Blanchard is the only person immune to THE DEPRECATOR.
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Anton Blanchard's desk needs to be cleaned by the "Chuck Norris Cleaning Company".
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Every key on Anton Blanchards keyboard is an any key.
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Anton Blanchard was looking for a good chip test loop, so he proved P=NP and then hand coded it in Altivec without pipeline bubbles.
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Anton Blanchard once shot Eric S. Raymond. Everyone was happy.
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Anton Blanchard knows if it's the red wire or the blue wire.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't adjust to the time zone...the time zones adjust to Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard stole all the vowels from the PPC instruction set and used them to build a Super Nintendo.
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