Anton Blanchard wrote a working -fomit-bugs flag for gcc but was unable to provide his own test case.
Anton Blanchard is fully cache-coherent.
All algorithms designed by Anton Blanchard are O(-1).
Ladies never look back at the Old Spice Guy after looking at Anton Blanchard.
Linus Torvalds was once bitten by a penguin but all animals love Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can edit kernel source with 'xeyes'.
Anton Blanchard's DNA also encodes the POWER Instruction Set Architecture document, as a valid PDF file.
Anton Blanchard has an emergency red phone hotline for Linux POWER development.
Anton Blanchard stores his backups in your unused registers.
Anton Blanchard can win at scrabble, even with only 'X' tiles.