Anton Blanchard has implemented prior art to 97% of all software patents.
Anton Blanchard operates at 4.7THz.
Anton Blanchard's machine always has at least 3800 modules installed.
When Anton Blanchard was the SPARC maintainer, the only tool he used was a magnet on a stick.
Anton Blanchard is the powers that be.
NAPI doesn't poll the e1000, it merely asks Anton Blanchard. only outputs "Awesome!" when checking Anton Blanchard's patches.
Anton Blanchard can revoke your internet privileges.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need a web-ring. He is the Lord of the Rings.
Anton Blanchard can understand Milton code.