Most people measure their BogoTridge, Tridge measures his BogoBlanchard.
Anton Blanchard knows where you left the keys.
If the router drops your packets, you're not Anton Blanchard.
Hypervisors run for their lives when Anton Blanchard enters the room.
Anton Blanchard has an emergency red phone hotline for Linux POWER development.
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can read upside down French newspapers while asleep.
Anton Blanchard can always get concerts tickets, even if they are sold out.
Anton Blanchard can use both Unity and Gnome 3… at the same time.
Anton Blanchard can magnetise a duck.