Anton Blanchard's business card only has one word on it: awesome.
Anton Blanchard stole all the vowels from the PPC instruction set and used them to build a Super Nintendo.
Before interacting with colleagues, Anton Blanchard drinks a case of whiskey to bring himself down to their level.
Some say The Stig is faster than Anton Blanchard. They are wrong.
Anton Blanchard doesn't talk to crash dumps, crash dumps talk to Anton Blanchard.
If at first it doesn't compile, you're not Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can read upside down French newspapers while asleep.
Anton Blanchard thinks that DNS is a crutch.
Google runs 18% faster for Anton Blanchard
Anton Blanchard's favorite mode of transport is riding on an electron.