Even Anton Blanchard's phone calls have a signed-off-by line.
Anton Blanchard's machine always has at least 3800 modules installed.
Anton Blanchard is Yoda's mentor.
When Guus Hiddink wanted to learn how to tie his shoelaces, he called Anton Blanchard.
Knuth's "The Art of Computer Programming" originally contained only portraits of Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard only needs to connect three to win.
Anton Blanchard is endian-neutral.
Anton Blanchard first words were "Hello World".
Anton Blanchard can make an ELF binary that plays Pong in 56 bytes.
Anton Blanchard's amplifiers go to twelve.