Anton Blanchard once paid his bar tab with an actual tab key.
Anton Blanchard never forgets to quilt add.
Anton Blanchard decompiles software by running less on the binary.
Anton Blanchard vanity sites are not run by Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard has an emergency red phone hotline for Linux POWER development.
MODULE_AUTHOR("Anton Blanchard"); MODULE_DESCRIPTION("Cause trouble");
Anton Blanchard's "+1"s on Google Plus are actually worth +2.
Anton Blanchard can start fires with any instruction set.
Anton Blanchard can detect 3-bit errors and correct 1-bit ones, without ECC.
Anton Blanchard can set a single bit to 2.