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Anton Blanchard knows that the cat is dead ... he killed it! He killed Schroedinger too, and turned the box into a rack for his machines
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Anton Blanchard doesn't need a computer - an LED, a switch and an ethernet cable is enough.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't travel to Austin, Austin travels to Anton Blanchard.
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All your base are belong to Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard taught MacGuyver all his tricks.
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Anton Blanchard was looking for a good chip test loop, so he proved P=NP and then hand coded it in Altivec without pipeline bubbles.
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Anton Blanchard writes all his CGI scripts in PPC assembler.
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Anton Blanchard is immune to sting ray barbs and trees on the side of the road.
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Anton Blanchard knows who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
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Anton Blanchard once beat someone to death with a pipe. A named pipe.
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