Anton Blanchard can get whatever syscall he wants added to the kernel.
Despite studying at UTS, Anton Blanchard did learn engineering.
Anton Blanchard can dereference null pointers.
NICs don't dare interrupt Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard first words were "Hello World".
Anton Blanchard doesn't sell-out to the interweb.
Anton Blanchard never writes interrupt handlers, his code just knows when things happen.
Only Anton Blanchard can fit the entire internet on one CD.
Anton Blanchard submits kernel patches merely by thinking about it.
Anton Blanchard can fill a 128 bit file system with kernel compiles.