Anton Blanchard can set a single bit to 2.
Anton Blanchard is immune to sting ray barbs and trees on the side of the road.
Anton Blanchard is both a wave and a particle at the same time.
Anton Blanchard uses sed expressions to fix his sed expressions.
If RMS and Bruce Perens got in a flame war, Anton Blanchard would win.
Anton Blanchard's amplifiers go to twelve.
Anton Blanchard is endian-neutral.
Anton Blanchard is bigger than The Beatles.
Anton Blanchard can magnetise a duck.
Anton Blanchard's passwords never expire.