Anton Blanchard's favorite smell is that of a fresh CPU cooling gently on the window-sill.
Anton Blanchard knows irregular expressions.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need a toaster. He just glares at bread slices until they turn golden brown.
Anton Blanchard can count to 33 on one hand.
Anton Blanchard's machine always has at least 3800 modules installed.
Anton Blanchard has a Black American Express card.
Anton Blanchard is fully anti-aliased.
Anton Blanchard knows who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Anton Blanchard doesn't write code, the instructions assemble themselves out of fear.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need file system checks.