Anton Blanchard knows that the cat is dead ... he killed it! He killed Schroedinger too, and turned the box into a rack for his machines
Anton Blanchard doesn't fix bugs, his name is mentioned and the bugs disappear.
The answer to life, the universe, and everything is Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can convert git blob SHA1 ids back to their original file contents.
Anton Blanchard's thoughts are not limited to 140 characters.
Anton Blanchard simply walks in to Mordor.
Anton Blanchard killed Chuck Norris: he segmented him in two with an occam razor.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need configuration files. Any self-respecting project picks his settings as defaults.
Non-geek girls will talk geek to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard is Prime Minster for a full term.