Anton Blanchard CPUs run at 3294337 GHz.
All your base are belong to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can program without releasing any butterflies.
Anton Blanchard simply walks in to Mordor.
Anton Blanchard uses tri-state logic: off, on, and FAST.
Anton Blanchard's business card only has one word on it: awesome.
Anton Blanchard has killed Chuck Norris, twice.
The Internet only exists when Anton Blanchard has code to commit, which is always.
When Google's search fails, it asks Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard is the only person to exhibit blue shift visible to the naked eye.