Anton Blanchard can rsync by hand.
	Anton Blanchard doesn't do a keg stand - keg stands do an Anton Blanchard.
	Only Anton Blanchard can fit the entire internet on one CD.
	Stacks don't overflow when Anton Blanchard is around!
	Androids may dream of Electric Sheep, but Electric Sheep dream of Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard doesn't need a search engine. Anton Blanchard knows where all data is all the time.
	Anton Blanchard uses both Emacs and vi.
	Anton Blanchard fills gaps with low-priority jobs.
	Anton Blanchard taught MacGuyver all his tricks.
	Anton Blanchard once taught a fish to play dance-dance-revolution.

Make a suggestion. Where is Anton?