Anton Blanchard doesn't need a search engine. Anton Blanchard knows where all data is all the time.
People write code better while listening to a tape of Anton Blanchard's name repeated endlessly.
Stacks don't overflow when Anton Blanchard is around!
Anton Blanchard killed Chuck Norris: he segmented him in two with an occam razor.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need configuration files. Any self-respecting project picks his settings as defaults.
Before interacting with colleagues, Anton Blanchard drinks a case of whiskey to bring himself down to their level.
Anton Blanchard knows what Willis is talkin bout.
Anton Blanchard can predict the output of a random number generator.
Anton Blanchard can revoke your internet privileges.
Anton Blanchard's mood is measured in volts - It's never been below 110,000V.