Knowledge is power; power is Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard knows the πth digit of π.
Anton Blanchard writes all his CGI scripts in PPC assembler.
Anton Blanchard can use both Unity and Gnome 3… at the same time.
If your select() times out, you're not Anton Blanchard!
Anton Blanchard is the only person to exhibit blue shift visible to the naked eye.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need file system checks.
Anton Blanchard doesn't hire cars. Anton Blanchard owns all cars and lets the world use them, sometimes.
People write code better while listening to a tape of Anton Blanchard's name repeated endlessly.
Anton Blanchard once beat three real hippos in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.