Anton Blanchard can resolve cyclic package dependancies.
	Anton Blanchard takes only 1 day to be resurrected.
	Anton Blanchard can make entropy change which ever way he damn well pleases.
	Anton Blanchard knows whether or not P=NP.
	The mere mention of Anton Blanchard dispels spinlocks instantly.
	Anton Blanchard calls Hipsters what they really are: Pussies.
	Anton Blanchard decompiles software by running less on the binary.
	When Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard has the power to SIGKILL a yacc (or bison) from 200 yards away, with mind bullets.
	Anton Blanchard's milkshakes bring all the people to the yard, regardless of gender.

Make a suggestion. Where is Anton?