Anton Blanchard always pours a perfect head on his beers.
Anton Blanchard can make entropy change which ever way he damn well pleases.
Anton Blanchard's mood is measured in volts - It's never been below 110,000V.
Anton Blanchard can get whatever syscall he wants added to the kernel.
Anton Blanchard can program without releasing any butterflies.
The unit of measurement for "number of kernel bugs fixed per minute" is the nanoBlanchard.
Anton Blanchard only needs to connect three to win.
Pictures of Anton Blanchard compress better than pictures of other people.
Knuth's "The Art of Computer Programming" originally contained only portraits of Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard is the only person immune to THE DEPRECATOR.