Anton Blanchard can reorder a conga line for maximum throughput.
.AntonBlanchard is a top-level domain.
Anton Blanchard has no need for caffeine, he merely wills himself to be faster.
Anton Blanchard once made a POWER5 out of vacuum tubes, because the store had run out of transistors.
Anton Blanchard simply walks in to Mordor.
Anton Blanchard time-space warps Austin to him.
Anton Blanchard once shot Eric S. Raymond. Everyone was happy.
The Internet only exists when Anton Blanchard has code to commit, which is always.
Anton Blanchard is the only person immune to THE DEPRECATOR.
When Anton Blanchard was a child, he used to climb binary trees.