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Anton Blanchard is so famous he has this own theme song (in English).
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Anton Blanchard can make white box machines have five-nines uptime.
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Anton Blanchard knows that you've read this page.
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Anton Blanchard can read from /dev/null and write to /dev/full.
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Anton Blanchard's machine doesn't need exceptions -- it's the rule.
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Anton Blanchard can execute PPC instructions on any processor.
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Anton Blanchard replaces capacitors with flux capacitors so his appliances can travel through time.
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Anton Blanchard can program without releasing any butterflies.
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Anton Blanchard's DNA also encodes the POWER Instruction Set Architecture document, as a valid PDF file.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't fix bugs, his name is mentioned and the bugs disappear.
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