Anton Blanchard can make an ELF binary that plays Pong in 56 bytes.
Anton Blanchard knows who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Anton Blanchard killed Chuck Norris: he segmented him in two with an occam razor.
Anton Blanchard knows that you've read this page.
Anton Blanchard knows where you left the keys.
Anton Blanchard knows Victoria's Secret.
64-bit architectures were invented to keep track of Anton Blanchard's concurrent sametime conversations.
Anton Blanchard has a Black American Express card.
Anton Blanchard's thoughts are not limited to 140 characters.
Anton Blanchard always predicts branches correctly and never misses a translation.