The staff at the Staybridge Suites in Austin, once realising that you are Australian, will ask, "Do you know Anton Blanchard?".
	Anton Blanchard time-space warps Austin to him.
	Anton Blanchard has no idle thread.
	Anton Blanchard can turn spaghetti code into lasagna.
	There are no bugs - only code that wasn't written by Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard scales O(1).
	Anton Blanchard's Shinybook is a root DNS server.
	Liquid crystals are for chumps. Anton Blanchard uses gas crystals.
	Anton Blanchard can pass go and collect $200 on the way to jail.
	Anton Blanchard stores his backups in your unused registers.

Make a suggestion. Where is Anton?