If RMS and Bruce Perens got in a flame war, Anton Blanchard would win.
Many photographs of Anton Blanchard come out blank. Most cameras just aren't that fast.
Anton Blanchard uses an apple pie to calculate circumference.
Anton Blanchard doesn't sell-out to the interweb.
Anton Blanchard has no need for caffeine, he merely wills himself to be faster.
Anton Blanchard can detect 3-bit errors and correct 1-bit ones, without ECC.
Anton Blanchard is immune to sting ray barbs and trees on the side of the road.
Anton Blanchard's magnetic field realigns data on page boundaries automatically as he walks by.
When Anton Blanchard walks into a chip fab without a dust suit, yield goes up to 128%.
Anton Blanchard simply walks in to Mordor.