NAPI doesn't poll the e1000, it merely asks Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard is young, rich, single, good looking and considerate. Forget it girls, he's a kernel hacker.
The last line of any recursive algorithm is "call AntonBlanchard()".
Anton Blanchard doesn't need a toaster. He just glares at bread slices until they turn golden brown.
Non-geek girls will talk geek to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard does not sleep ... ever.
Anton Blanchard once made a POWER5 out of vacuum tubes, because the store had run out of transistors.
Anton Blanchard is bigger than The Beatles.
Anton Blanchard taught MacGuyver all his tricks.
Anton Blanchard can use both Unity and Gnome 3… at the same time.