Anton Blanchard uses telnet to ssh.
Anton Blanchard can reorder a conga line for maximum throughput.
Anton Blanchard first words were "Hello World".
Anton Blanchard knows where you left the keys.
Anton Blanchard's desk needs to be cleaned by the "Chuck Norris Cleaning Company".
Anton Blanchard can get no satisfaction.
Anton Blanchard's hexadecimal goes up to 0xg.
Anton Blanchard's music videos can get a billion hits without making up a stupid horsey dance
Anton Blanchard can count to 33 on one hand.
Anton Blanchard is the man your man could smell like.