Anton Blanchard once beat someone to death with a pipe. A named pipe.
Stacks don't overflow when Anton Blanchard is around!
Anton Blanchard can dereference null pointers.
If Anton Blanchard is in it, it must be exclusive.
Anton Blanchard has killed Chuck Norris, twice.
Anton Blanchard has the same water repelling properties as Magic Sand.
Anton Blanchard was looking for a good chip test loop, so he proved P=NP and then hand coded it in Altivec without pipeline bubbles.
Anton Blanchard once designed a CPU that only needs one pin.
Anton Blanchard is both a wave and a particle at the same time.
Anton Blanchard crosses the Date Line so often that he grows younger over time.