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Anton Blanchard has implemented prior art to 97% of all software patents.
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Anton Blanchard taught MacGuyver all his tricks.
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Anton Blanchard is the only person immune to THE DEPRECATOR.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't need a web-ring. He is the Lord of the Rings.
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Anton Blanchard first words were "Hello World".
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Google runs 18% faster for Anton Blanchard
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Ulrich Drepper is nice to Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard can determine process ids purely by smell.
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Anton Blanchard uses tri-state logic: off, on, and FAST.
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If you look closely at a hexdump of Anton Blanchard's code, all you see is blond, brunette, redhead.
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