Anton Blanchard is so famous he has this own theme song (in English).
Anton Blanchard can make white box machines have five-nines uptime.
Anton Blanchard knows that you've read this page.
Anton Blanchard can read from /dev/null and write to /dev/full.
Anton Blanchard's machine doesn't need exceptions -- it's the rule.
Anton Blanchard can execute PPC instructions on any processor.
Anton Blanchard replaces capacitors with flux capacitors so his appliances can travel through time.
Anton Blanchard can program without releasing any butterflies.
Anton Blanchard's DNA also encodes the POWER Instruction Set Architecture document, as a valid PDF file.
Anton Blanchard doesn't fix bugs, his name is mentioned and the bugs disappear.