Ladies never look back at the Old Spice Guy after looking at Anton Blanchard.
	Cosmic rays corrupt registers, but Anton Blanchard corrects your data.
	Anton Blanchard can turn spaghetti code into lasagna.
	Anton Blanchard's machine always has at least 3800 modules installed.
	Anton Blanchard's DNA also encodes the POWER Instruction Set Architecture document, as a valid PDF file.
	People write code better while listening to a tape of Anton Blanchard's name repeated endlessly.
	If RMS and Bruce Perens got in a flame war, Anton Blanchard would win.
	Anton Blanchard's website is so old, it pre-dates the Internet.
	Anton Blanchard is both a wave and a particle at the same time.
	Anton Blanchard's yaks shave each other.

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