Some say The Stig is faster than Anton Blanchard. They are wrong.
Anton Blanchard uses both Emacs and vi.
NICs don't dare interrupt Anton Blanchard.
There are 10 types of hackers, Anton Blanchard and people who wish they were Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard's favorite smell is that of a fresh CPU cooling gently on the window-sill.
Anton Blanchard can read from /dev/null and write to /dev/full.
Anton Blanchard is both a wave and a particle at the same time.
Anton Blanchard vanity sites are not run by Anton Blanchard.
While he is an accomplished keyboard player, Anton Blanchard cranks out great tunes with cat /dev/kmem > /dev/dsp.
Anton Blanchard has a Black American Express card.