Knowledge is power; power is Anton Blanchard.
The answer to life, the universe, and everything is Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard is so busy you can't talk to him, only about him.
Anton Blanchard once beat three real hippos in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Anton Blanchard knows the πth digit of π.
Anton Blanchard doesn't talk to crash dumps, crash dumps talk to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can do anything after 6 liters.
Anton Blanchard can set a single bit to 2.
There are no bugs - only code that wasn't written by Anton Blanchard.
There are 10 types of hackers, Anton Blanchard and people who wish they were Anton Blanchard.