Hypervisors run for their lives when Anton Blanchard enters the room.
Anton Blanchard CPUs run at 3294337 GHz.
Anton Blanchard once shot Eric S. Raymond. Everyone was happy.
The stratum-0 time is derived from Anton Blanchard's shinybook.
Anton Blanchard's amplifiers go to twelve.
Anton Blanchard has written an algorithm that decides the halting problem.
If Anton Blanchard is in it, it must be exclusive.
Anton Blanchard wrote a working -fomit-bugs flag for gcc but was unable to provide his own test case.
You can win any poker game by playing a piece of paper with "Anton Blanchard" written on it.
Anton Blanchard decompiles software by running less on the binary.