Anton Blanchard's DNA also encodes the POWER Instruction Set Architecture document, as a valid PDF file.
None of Anton Blanchard's patches contain traces of peanuts.
Anton Blanchard has implemented /dev/infinity in three lines of code.
When Anton Blanchard was a child, he used to climb binary trees.
Anton Blanchard's website is so old, it pre-dates the Internet.
Anton Blanchard stole all the vowels from the PPC instruction set and used them to build a Super Nintendo.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need a toaster. He just glares at bread slices until they turn golden brown.
Anton Blanchard has 0 cycle latency.
Hypervisors run for their lives when Anton Blanchard enters the room.
Anton Blanchard can edit kernel source with 'xeyes'.