Anton Blanchard only needs to connect three to win.
Anton Blanchard crosses the Date Line so often that he grows younger over time.
Anton Blanchard's machine doesn't need exceptions -- it's the rule.
Anton Blanchard can win at scrabble, even with only 'X' tiles.
64-bit architectures were invented to keep track of Anton Blanchard's concurrent sametime conversations.
Liquid crystals are for chumps. Anton Blanchard uses gas crystals.
Anton Blanchard can detect 3-bit errors and correct 1-bit ones, without ECC.
Anton Blanchard knows who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
Anton Blanchard is so busy you can't talk to him, only about him.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need file system checks.