Anton Blanchard scales linearly with no idle time.
Anton Blanchard's yaks shave each other.
Anton Blanchard once beat three real hippos in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
There is a pam module that based on Anton Blanchard's aura.
Anton Blanchard could make Itanium run fast.
To walk a mile in Anton Blanchard's footsteps, you'd actually need to walk two miles.
Anton Blanchard writes all his CGI scripts in PPC assembler.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need a web-ring. He is the Lord of the Rings.
Anton Blanchard uses python to write scripts. An actual python.
While he is an accomplished keyboard player, Anton Blanchard cranks out great tunes with cat /dev/kmem > /dev/dsp.