Anton Blanchard is endian-neutral.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need a web-ring. He is the Lord of the Rings.
Ladies never look back at the Old Spice Guy after looking at Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard's business card only has one word on it: awesome.
Anton Blanchard built BlueGene for Qantas, so they could calculate his frequent flyer points.
Anton Blanchard can count to 33 on one hand.
Anton Blanchard's passwords never expire.
MODULE_AUTHOR("Anton Blanchard"); MODULE_DESCRIPTION("Cause trouble");
Anton Blanchard vanity sites are not run by Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard's magnetic field realigns data on page boundaries automatically as he walks by.