Anton Blanchard boots kernels using tftp over gigabit fiber, serving data himself using only a flashlight.
	Anton Blanchard has no idle thread.
	Ulrich Drepper is nice to Anton Blanchard.
	Pictures of Anton Blanchard compress better than pictures of other people.
	Anton Blanchard doesn't need a computer - an LED, a switch and an ethernet cable is enough.
	Knuth's "The Art of Computer Programming" originally contained only portraits of Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard has the power to SIGKILL a yacc (or bison) from 200 yards away, with mind bullets.
	Anton Blanchard can always get concerts tickets, even if they are sold out.
	Before interacting with colleagues, Anton Blanchard drinks a case of whiskey to bring himself down to their level.
	Anton Blanchard knows whether or not P=NP.

Make a suggestion. Where is Anton?