If RMS and Bruce Perens got in a flame war, Anton Blanchard would win.
Anton Blanchard's thoughts are not limited to 140 characters.
The Terminator may say "I'll be back" but Anton Blanchard is always there and he never forgets a semicolon.
Anton Blanchard can make white box machines have five-nines uptime.
Anton Blanchard can make an ELF binary that plays Pong in 56 bytes.
Anton Blanchard doesn't sell-out to the interweb.
Anton Blanchard always pours a perfect head on his beers.
NICs don't dare interrupt Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can fill a 128 bit file system with kernel compiles.
Anton Blanchard has implemented prior art to 97% of all software patents.