Anton Blanchard chooses the colour of every bike shed.
Anton Blanchard is so busy you can't talk to him, only about him.
When you get past level 99 in Pacman, you get Anton Blanchard. He always wins.
The Terminator may say "I'll be back" but Anton Blanchard is always there and he never forgets a semicolon.
Anton Blanchard's laptop doesn't have an endian as that would imply it ends.
Anton Blanchard can detect 3-bit errors and correct 1-bit ones, without ECC.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need to stop in order to collaborate & listen, nor for Hammer time.
Anton Blanchard uses both Emacs and vi.
Anton Blanchard can convert git blob SHA1 ids back to their original file contents.
Anton Blanchard is so famous he has this own theme song (in English).