Anton Blanchard's pings never timeout, even when the network is down.
Anton Blanchard replaces capacitors with flux capacitors so his appliances can travel through time.
Anton Blanchard doesn't use ARP - he's memorised all his MAC addresses and addresses them directly.
Anton Blanchard can fill a 128 bit file system with kernel compiles.
Anton Blanchard can do anything after 6 liters.
Anton Blanchard can convert git blob SHA1 ids back to their original file contents.
Anton Blanchard fact sites are secure even over http://
Anton Blanchard is the only person immune to THE DEPRECATOR.
Anton Blanchard has an RSS feed for the entire internet.
Anton Blanchard's octopus can predict the future of other octopi.