Anton Blanchard has implemented prior art to 97% of all software patents.
Anton Blanchard taught MacGuyver all his tricks.
Anton Blanchard is the only person immune to THE DEPRECATOR.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need a web-ring. He is the Lord of the Rings.
Anton Blanchard first words were "Hello World".
Google runs 18% faster for Anton Blanchard
Ulrich Drepper is nice to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can determine process ids purely by smell.
Anton Blanchard uses tri-state logic: off, on, and FAST.
If you look closely at a hexdump of Anton Blanchard's code, all you see is blond, brunette, redhead.