Anton Blanchard always pours a perfect head on his beers.
	64-bit architectures were invented to keep track of Anton Blanchard's concurrent sametime conversations.
	Anton Blanchard can detect 3-bit errors and correct 1-bit ones, without ECC.
	Anton Blanchard is both a wave and a particle at the same time.
	Anton Blanchard's laptop monitor is brighter than the sun.
	Anton Blanchard doesn't write code, the instructions assemble themselves out of fear.
	Anton Blanchard can convert git blob SHA1 ids back to their original file contents.
	Anton Blanchard has an RSS feed for the entire internet.
	If the router drops your packets, you're not Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard doesn't adjust to the time zone...the time zones adjust to Anton Blanchard.

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