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Anton Blanchard doesn't travel to Austin, Austin travels to Anton Blanchard.
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To walk a mile in Anton Blanchard's footsteps, you'd actually need to walk two miles.
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Anton Blanchard writes all his CGI scripts in PPC assembler.
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Anton Blanchard can determine process ids purely by smell.
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The unit of measurement for "number of kernel bugs fixed per minute" is the nanoBlanchard.
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Anton Blanchard can start fires with any instruction set.
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There are 10 types of hackers, Anton Blanchard and people who wish they were Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard has 0 cycle latency.
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Anton Blanchard knows all of the HTML entity codes.
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Pictures of Anton Blanchard compress better than pictures of other people.
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