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Anton Blanchard can reorder a conga line for maximum throughput.
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.AntonBlanchard is a top-level domain.
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Anton Blanchard has no need for caffeine, he merely wills himself to be faster.
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Anton Blanchard once made a POWER5 out of vacuum tubes, because the store had run out of transistors.
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Anton Blanchard simply walks in to Mordor.
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Anton Blanchard time-space warps Austin to him.
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Anton Blanchard once shot Eric S. Raymond. Everyone was happy.
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The Internet only exists when Anton Blanchard has code to commit, which is always.
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Anton Blanchard is the only person immune to THE DEPRECATOR.
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When Anton Blanchard was a child, he used to climb binary trees.
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