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Anton Blanchard can determine process ids purely by smell.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't need a toaster. He just glares at bread slices until they turn golden brown.
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Anton Blanchard always predicts branches correctly and never misses a translation.
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If you Google search "Anton Blanchard writes a bug", Google returns 0, then explodes.
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Before interacting with colleagues, Anton Blanchard drinks a case of whiskey to bring himself down to their level.
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Anton Blanchard knows if it's the red wire or the blue wire.
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Anton Blanchard beats paper, scissors and rock.
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Anton Blanchard stole all the vowels from the PPC instruction set and used them to build a Super Nintendo.
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Anton Blanchard's desk needs to be cleaned by the "Chuck Norris Cleaning Company".
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Anton Blanchard can make Linux run with zero cores.
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