Anton Blanchard writes all his CGI scripts in PPC assembler.
Anton Blanchard can detect 3-bit errors and correct 1-bit ones, without ECC.
Anton Blanchard is both a wave and a particle at the same time.
Anton Blanchard personally funded the $700 billion bailout.
Anton Blanchard can make white box machines have five-nines uptime.
Hypervisors run for their lives when Anton Blanchard enters the room.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need configuration files. Any self-respecting project picks his settings as defaults.
Anton Blanchard's machine always has at least 3800 modules installed.
Cosmic rays corrupt registers, but Anton Blanchard corrects your data.
Anton Blanchard is the only person to exhibit blue shift visible to the naked eye.