Linus Torvalds was once bitten by a penguin but all animals love Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need a web-ring. He is the Lord of the Rings.
Anton Blanchard only needs one turntable and no microphone.
Anton Blanchard doesn't adjust to the time zone...the time zones adjust to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard's octopus can predict the future of other octopi.
There is a pam module that based on Anton Blanchard's aura.
Anton Blanchard does not sleep ... ever.
Anton Blanchard's magnetic field realigns data on page boundaries automatically as he walks by.
Anton Blanchard can program without releasing any butterflies.
Anton Blanchard checks for his own location.