Anton Blanchard doesn't need a web-ring. He is the Lord of the Rings.
Anton Blanchard is not a linpack special.
Anton Blanchard writes all his CGI scripts in PPC assembler.
Anton Blanchard uses an apple pie to calculate circumference.
Ladies never look back at the Old Spice Guy after looking at Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard replaces capacitors with flux capacitors so his appliances can travel through time.
Anton Blanchard is fault tolerant.
Anton Blanchard checks whereisanton.com for his own location.
Anton Blanchard has an RSS feed for the entire internet.
Anton Blanchard can fill a 128 bit file system with kernel compiles.