Anton Blanchard can detect 3-bit errors and correct 1-bit ones, without ECC.
Anton Blanchard has written an algorithm that decides the halting problem.
Anton Blanchard stores his backups in your unused registers.
When Anton Blanchard was the SPARC maintainer, the only tool he used was a magnet on a stick.
Anton Blanchard's processes use white or black smoke for success or failure exit codes, although black has never been needed.
Moore's Law re-stated -- The number of transistors per square inch on an integrated circuit is whatever Anton Blanchard says it should be.
Anton Blanchard is the man your man could smell like.
Anton Blanchard's machine doesn't need exceptions -- it's the rule.
Anton Blanchard is the powers that be.
Anton Blanchard's website is so old, it pre-dates the Internet.