Anton Blanchard uses both Emacs and vi.
Anton Blanchard doesn't use ARP - he's memorised all his MAC addresses and addresses them directly.
Cosmic rays corrupt registers, but Anton Blanchard corrects your data.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need a toaster. He just glares at bread slices until they turn golden brown.
Anton Blanchard once booted Linux on a bare sheet of paper.
Anton Blanchard has no idle thread.
root asks Anton Blanchard for permission.
Anton Blanchard time-space warps Austin to him.
If you Google search "Anton Blanchard writes a bug", Google returns 0, then explodes.
If RMS and Bruce Perens got in a flame war, Anton Blanchard would win.