Anton Blanchard can understand Milton code.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need configuration files. Any self-respecting project picks his settings as defaults.
Anton Blanchard was looking for a good chip test loop, so he proved P=NP and then hand coded it in Altivec without pipeline bubbles.
Anton Blanchard's amplifiers go to twelve.
Cosmic rays corrupt registers, but Anton Blanchard corrects your data.
Anton Blanchard has no need for caffeine, he merely wills himself to be faster.
There are no bugs - only code that wasn't written by Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard vanity sites are not run by Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard is known to all hotel desk clerks.
If RMS and Bruce Perens got in a flame war, Anton Blanchard would win.