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Hypervisors run for their lives when Anton Blanchard enters the room.
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Anton Blanchard once beat all of top500.org, with an abacus.
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He has confidence beyond reason. You ain't gonna catch him. He's motherfucking Anton Blanchard!
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Anton Blanchard operates at 4.7THz.
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Anton Blanchard once shot Eric S. Raymond. Everyone was happy.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't need a web-ring. He is the Lord of the Rings.
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Anton Blanchard is exempt from sales tax in all states.
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Anton Blanchard's packets are immune to PRISM monitoring.
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When Anton Blanchard walks into a chip fab without a dust suit, yield goes up to 128%.
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Anton Blanchard uses tri-state logic: off, on, and FAST.
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