Anton Blanchard once beat someone to death with a pipe. A named pipe.
When Anton Blanchard was the SPARC maintainer, the only tool he used was a magnet on a stick.
There is an app store for Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard has an emergency red phone hotline for Linux POWER development.
Anton Blanchard personally funded the $700 billion bailout.
Anton Blanchard is the powers that be.
64-bit architectures were invented to keep track of Anton Blanchard's concurrent sametime conversations.
Anton Blanchard can set a single bit to 2.
Anton Blanchard can understand Milton code.
The original name for UNIX was Anton Blanchard.