Anton Blanchard doesn't have birthdays, the Sun has Anton-days.
Anton Blanchard is the 99% and the 1%.
Anton Blanchard submits kernel patches merely by thinking about it.
Anton Blanchard can get no satisfaction.
Anton Blanchard can set a single bit to 2.
Anton Blanchard's amplifiers go to twelve.
Anton Blanchard doesn't write code, the instructions assemble themselves out of fear.
The answer to life, the universe, and everything is Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard knows the Ultimate Question.
Knuth's "The Art of Computer Programming" originally contained only portraits of Anton Blanchard.