Anton Blanchard once designed a CPU that only needs one pin.
Anton Blanchard can always get concerts tickets, even if they are sold out.
Anton Blanchard knows all of the HTML entity codes.
Anton Blanchard's stwcxs always succeed.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need backups -- he can type faster.
Anton Blanchard once beat three real hippos in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Anton Blanchard taught MacGuyver all his tricks.
Anton Blanchard can magnetise a duck.
There is a pam module that based on Anton Blanchard's aura.
Anton Blanchard wrote a working -fomit-bugs flag for gcc but was unable to provide his own test case.