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Anton Blanchard's pings never timeout, even when the network is down.
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Anton Blanchard replaces capacitors with flux capacitors so his appliances can travel through time.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't use ARP - he's memorised all his MAC addresses and addresses them directly.
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Anton Blanchard can fill a 128 bit file system with kernel compiles.
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Anton Blanchard can do anything after 6 liters.
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Anton Blanchard can convert git blob SHA1 ids back to their original file contents.
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Anton Blanchard fact sites are secure even over http://
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Anton Blanchard is the only person immune to THE DEPRECATOR.
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Anton Blanchard has an RSS feed for the entire internet.
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Anton Blanchard's octopus can predict the future of other octopi.
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