NAPI doesn't poll the e1000, it merely asks Anton Blanchard.
Androids may dream of Electric Sheep, but Electric Sheep dream of Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard personally funded the $700 billion bailout.
Anton Blanchard can win at scrabble, even with only 'X' tiles.
Anton Blanchard killed Chuck Norris: he segmented him in two with an occam razor.
Anton Blanchard wrote a working -fomit-bugs flag for gcc but was unable to provide his own test case.
All Anton Blanchard web sites are Web3.0 compliant.
Anton Blanchard scales O(1).
Anton Blanchard's magnetic field realigns data on page boundaries automatically as he walks by.
Anton Blanchard thinks that DNS is a crutch.