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If RMS and Bruce Perens got in a flame war, Anton Blanchard would win.
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Many photographs of Anton Blanchard come out blank. Most cameras just aren't that fast.
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Anton Blanchard uses an apple pie to calculate circumference.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't sell-out to the interweb.
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Anton Blanchard has no need for caffeine, he merely wills himself to be faster.
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Anton Blanchard can detect 3-bit errors and correct 1-bit ones, without ECC.
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Anton Blanchard is immune to sting ray barbs and trees on the side of the road.
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Anton Blanchard's magnetic field realigns data on page boundaries automatically as he walks by.
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When Anton Blanchard walks into a chip fab without a dust suit, yield goes up to 128%.
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Anton Blanchard simply walks in to Mordor.
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