Anton Blanchard is the only person to exhibit blue shift visible to the naked eye.
	Anton Blanchard is the only person immune to THE DEPRECATOR.
	The northern lights are caused by Anton Blanchard's laptop.
	Anton Blanchard can win at scrabble, even with only 'X' tiles.
	The only public holiday that happens at the same time in every country is Anton Blanchard's birthday.
	Anton Blanchard can revoke your internet privileges.
	Anton Blanchard only needs one turntable and no microphone.
	You can win any poker game by playing a piece of paper with "Anton Blanchard" written on it.
	Anton Blanchard can make entropy change which ever way he damn well pleases.
	Anton Blanchard always pours a perfect head on his beers.

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