Anton Blanchard knows that the cat is dead ... he killed it! He killed Schroedinger too, and turned the box into a rack for his machines
	Anton Blanchard doesn't need a computer - an LED, a switch and an ethernet cable is enough.
	Anton Blanchard doesn't travel to Austin, Austin travels to Anton Blanchard.
	All your base are belong to Anton Blanchard.
	Anton Blanchard taught MacGuyver all his tricks.
	Anton Blanchard was looking for a good chip test loop, so he proved P=NP and then hand coded it in Altivec without pipeline bubbles.
	Anton Blanchard writes all his CGI scripts in PPC assembler.
	Anton Blanchard is immune to sting ray barbs and trees on the side of the road.
	Anton Blanchard knows who stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
	Anton Blanchard once beat someone to death with a pipe. A named pipe.

Make a suggestion. Where is Anton?