Anton Blanchard doesn't talk to crash dumps, crash dumps talk to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard knows the Ultimate Question.
Liquid crystals are for chumps. Anton Blanchard uses gas crystals.
Anton Blanchard can get whatever syscall he wants added to the kernel.
Anton Blanchard's stwcxs always succeed.
Cosmic rays corrupt registers, but Anton Blanchard corrects your data.
Anton Blanchard beats paper, scissors and rock.
Anton Blanchard can order from the breakfast menu after 11:30am.
Anton Blanchard once made a POWER5 out of vacuum tubes, because the store had run out of transistors.
Even Anton Blanchard's phone calls have a signed-off-by line.