Anton Blanchard is endian-neutral.
Anton Blanchard uses python to write scripts. An actual python.
Anton Blanchard can always get concerts tickets, even if they are sold out.
Anton Blanchard is the only person to exhibit blue shift visible to the naked eye.
Anton Blanchard can revoke your internet privileges.
Anton Blanchard uses sed expressions to fix his sed expressions.
The answer to life, the universe, and everything is Anton Blanchard.
If RMS and Bruce Perens got in a flame war, Anton Blanchard would win.
Anton Blanchard's desk needs to be cleaned by the "Chuck Norris Cleaning Company".
There is an app store for Anton Blanchard.