To walk a mile in Anton Blanchard's footsteps, you'd actually need to walk two miles.
Anton Blanchard doesn't adjust to the time zone...the time zones adjust to Anton Blanchard.
When Anton Blanchard was the SPARC maintainer, the only tool he used was a magnet on a stick.
Anton Blanchard's processes use white or black smoke for success or failure exit codes, although black has never been needed.
Anton Blanchard can fork()
Anton Blanchard's favorite mode of transport is riding on an electron.
Anton Blanchard's heart beat produces valid ELF binaries.
Anton Blanchard knows what Willis is talkin bout.
Knuth's "The Art of Computer Programming" originally contained only portraits of Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard once solved 10 crit-sits in 10 minutes, although the first 9 minutes were spent playing pong on an Etch-a-Sketch.