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Anton Blanchard always pours a perfect head on his beers.
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64-bit architectures were invented to keep track of Anton Blanchard's concurrent sametime conversations.
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Anton Blanchard can detect 3-bit errors and correct 1-bit ones, without ECC.
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Anton Blanchard is both a wave and a particle at the same time.
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Anton Blanchard's laptop monitor is brighter than the sun.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't write code, the instructions assemble themselves out of fear.
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Anton Blanchard can convert git blob SHA1 ids back to their original file contents.
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Anton Blanchard has an RSS feed for the entire internet.
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If the router drops your packets, you're not Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't adjust to the time zone...the time zones adjust to Anton Blanchard.
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