Anton Blanchard has no need for caffeine, he merely wills himself to be faster.
If you Google search "Anton Blanchard writes a bug", Google returns 0, then explodes.
Anton Blanchard's thoughts are not limited to 140 characters.
Anton Blanchard can set a single bit to 2.
Despite studying at UTS, Anton Blanchard did learn engineering.
You can win any poker game by playing a piece of paper with "Anton Blanchard" written on it.
Anton Blanchard is not "too old for this shit".
Anton Blanchard can read from /dev/null and write to /dev/full.
Anton Blanchard has reduced The Thirteen StepsTM to two, where step two is breakfast.
Anton Blanchard can always get concerts tickets, even if they are sold out.