Anton Blanchard can get no satisfaction.
Pictures of Anton Blanchard compress better than pictures of other people.
Before interacting with colleagues, Anton Blanchard drinks a case of whiskey to bring himself down to their level.
The unit of measurement for "number of kernel bugs fixed per minute" is the nanoBlanchard.
Anton Blanchard vanity sites are not run by Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can rsync by hand.
Anton Blanchard's website is so old, it pre-dates the Internet.
You can win any poker game by playing a piece of paper with "Anton Blanchard" written on it.
NAPI doesn't poll the e1000, it merely asks Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard crosses the Date Line so often that he grows younger over time.