Anton Blanchard only needs one turntable and no microphone.
When Anton Blanchard walks into a chip fab without a dust suit, yield goes up to 128%.
People write code better while listening to a tape of Anton Blanchard's name repeated endlessly.
Anton Blanchard killed Chuck Norris: he segmented him in two with an occam razor.
There are no bugs - only code that wasn't written by Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can start fires with any instruction set.
Anton Blanchard once used an arc welder to power a computer.
root asks Anton Blanchard for permission.
Anton Blanchard can win at scrabble, even with only 'X' tiles.
Anton Blanchard can fill a 128 bit file system with kernel compiles.