Anton Blanchard doesn't travel to Austin, Austin travels to Anton Blanchard.
To walk a mile in Anton Blanchard's footsteps, you'd actually need to walk two miles.
Anton Blanchard writes all his CGI scripts in PPC assembler.
Anton Blanchard can determine process ids purely by smell.
The unit of measurement for "number of kernel bugs fixed per minute" is the nanoBlanchard.
Anton Blanchard can start fires with any instruction set.
There are 10 types of hackers, Anton Blanchard and people who wish they were Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard has 0 cycle latency.
Anton Blanchard knows all of the HTML entity codes.
Pictures of Anton Blanchard compress better than pictures of other people.