Anton Blanchard boots kernels using tftp over gigabit fiber, serving data himself using only a flashlight.
Anton Blanchard can start fires with any instruction set.
Even Anton Blanchard's shadow can write code faster than you.
Anton Blanchard has an RSS feed for the entire internet.
Anton Blanchard once booted Linux on Chuck Norris.
Anton Blanchard works in a paperless office but his monthly travel itinerary still takes two people to lift.
Anton Blanchard is fully cache-coherent.
Anton Blanchard is endian-neutral.
Anton Blanchard is bigger than The Beatles.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need to stop in order to collaborate & listen, nor for Hammer time.