Anton Blanchard can magnetise a duck.
Anton Blanchard uses tri-state logic: off, on, and FAST.
Anton Blanchard doesn't use ARP - he's memorised all his MAC addresses and addresses them directly.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need to stop in order to collaborate & listen, nor for Hammer time.
Anton Blanchard's heart beat produces valid ELF binaries.
Anton Blanchard can convert git blob SHA1 ids back to their original file contents.
Anton Blanchard doesn't talk to crash dumps, crash dumps talk to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard's hexadecimal goes up to 0xg.
Anton Blanchard could make Itanium run fast.
Anton Blanchard has no need for caffeine, he merely wills himself to be faster.