Anton Blanchard can pass go and collect $200 on the way to jail.
Anton Blanchard is..... The Architect!
Anton Blanchard once used an arc welder to power a computer.
Anton Blanchard has a Black American Express card.
Anton Blanchard's laptop doesn't have an endian as that would imply it ends.
When Anton Blanchard walks into a chip fab without a dust suit, yield goes up to 128%.
Anton Blanchard has no idle thread.
Cosmic rays corrupt registers, but Anton Blanchard corrects your data.
Anton Blanchard checks whereisanton.com for his own location.
Anton Blanchard taught MacGuyver all his tricks.