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Anton Blanchard's pings never timeout, even when the network is down.
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Anton Blanchard's magnetic field realigns data on page boundaries automatically as he walks by.
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Anton Blanchard is fully cache-coherent.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't travel to Austin, Austin travels to Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard is so busy you can't talk to him, only about him.
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Anton Blanchard is Yoda's mentor.
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Anton Blanchard vanity sites are not run by Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard can turn Jesus into wine.
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All Anton Blanchard web sites are Web3.0 compliant.
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Anton Blanchard scales linearly with no idle time.
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