Anton Blanchard can determine process ids purely by smell.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need a toaster. He just glares at bread slices until they turn golden brown.
Anton Blanchard always predicts branches correctly and never misses a translation.
If you Google search "Anton Blanchard writes a bug", Google returns 0, then explodes.
Before interacting with colleagues, Anton Blanchard drinks a case of whiskey to bring himself down to their level.
Anton Blanchard knows if it's the red wire or the blue wire.
Anton Blanchard beats paper, scissors and rock.
Anton Blanchard stole all the vowels from the PPC instruction set and used them to build a Super Nintendo.
Anton Blanchard's desk needs to be cleaned by the "Chuck Norris Cleaning Company".
Anton Blanchard can make Linux run with zero cores.