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Anton Blanchard has implemented prior art to 97% of all software patents.
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Anton Blanchard operates at 4.7THz.
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Anton Blanchard's machine always has at least 3800 modules installed.
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When Anton Blanchard was the SPARC maintainer, the only tool he used was a magnet on a stick.
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Anton Blanchard is the powers that be.
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NAPI doesn't poll the e1000, it merely asks Anton Blanchard.
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checkpatch.pl only outputs "Awesome!" when checking Anton Blanchard's patches.
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Anton Blanchard can revoke your internet privileges.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't need a web-ring. He is the Lord of the Rings.
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Anton Blanchard can understand Milton code.
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