Anton Blanchard boots kernels using tftp over gigabit fiber, serving data himself using only a flashlight.
Anton Blanchard uses telnet to ssh.
Anton Blanchard checks for his own location.
Anton Blanchard's stwcxs always succeed.
Anton Blanchard's pings never timeout, even when the network is down.
The only public holiday that happens at the same time in every country is Anton Blanchard's birthday.
Anton Blanchard can understand Milton code.
Anton Blanchard first words were "Hello World".
Anton Blanchard's music videos can get a billion hits without making up a stupid horsey dance
Anton Blanchard does not sleep ... ever.