Anton Blanchard once did a depth-first-search on an oak tree.
When Anton Blanchard walks into a chip fab without a dust suit, yield goes up to 128%.
Anton Blanchard can start fires with any instruction set.
Anton Blanchard's laptop monitor is brighter than the sun.
Anton Blanchard exists in real time and virtual time, and replicates instantly without overhead.
Anton Blanchard does not sleep ... ever.
Anton Blanchard can revoke your internet privileges.
If your select() times out, you're not Anton Blanchard!
Anton Blanchard's packets are immune to PRISM monitoring.
Anton Blanchard always pours a perfect head on his beers.