Anton Blanchard can pop the breaker on any server.
Anton Blanchard never forgets to quilt add.
Anton Blanchard's hexadecimal goes up to 0xg.
None of Anton Blanchard's patches contain traces of peanuts.
Anton Blanchard was looking for a good chip test loop, so he proved P=NP and then hand coded it in Altivec without pipeline bubbles.
Anton Blanchard can count to 33 on one hand.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need configuration files. Any self-respecting project picks his settings as defaults.
Anton Blanchard is fully anti-aliased.
Anton Blanchard's mood is measured in volts - It's never been below 110,000V.
Anton Blanchard once did a depth-first-search on an oak tree.