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Anton Blanchard can count to 33 on one hand.
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Anton Blanchard's business card only has one word on it: awesome.
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Anton Blanchard has the same water repelling properties as Magic Sand.
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If the router drops your packets, you're not Anton Blanchard.
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Some say The Stig is faster than Anton Blanchard. They are wrong.
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Anton Blanchard is so busy you can't talk to him, only about him.
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Anton Blanchard can win at scrabble, even with only 'X' tiles.
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Even Anton Blanchard's shadow can write code faster than you.
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Most people measure their BogoTridge, Tridge measures his BogoBlanchard.
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Anton Blanchard always predicts branches correctly and never misses a translation.
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