Anton Blanchard can use both Unity and Gnome 3… at the same time.
Anton Blanchard is the next generation.
Anton Blanchard has no idle thread.
Anton Blanchard knows all of the HTML entity codes.
Anton Blanchard is the only person to exhibit blue shift visible to the naked eye.
Anton Blanchard can program without releasing any butterflies.
Some say The Stig is faster than Anton Blanchard. They are wrong.
Anton Blanchard can read from /dev/null and write to /dev/full.
Anton Blanchard's desk needs to be cleaned by the "Chuck Norris Cleaning Company".
Anton Blanchard can start fires with any instruction set.