Anton Blanchard built BlueGene for Qantas, so they could calculate his frequent flyer points.
Anton Blanchard doesn't use ARP - he's memorised all his MAC addresses and addresses them directly.
Anton Blanchard knows if it's the red wire or the blue wire.
Anton Blanchard's Shinybook is a root DNS server.
If Anton Blanchard is in it, it must be exclusive.
Anton Blanchard's octopus can predict the future of other octopi.
Anton Blanchard's favorite mode of transport is riding on an electron.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need configuration files. Any self-respecting project picks his settings as defaults.
Anton Blanchard is exempt from sales tax in all states.
Anton Blanchard's magnetic field realigns data on page boundaries automatically as he walks by.