Anton Blanchard can convert git blob SHA1 ids back to their original file contents.
Anton Blanchard doesn't hire cars. Anton Blanchard owns all cars and lets the world use them, sometimes.
Anton Blanchard decompiles software by running less on the binary.
Anton Blanchard works in a paperless office but his monthly travel itinerary still takes two people to lift.
Anton Blanchard is fully anti-aliased.
Most people measure their BogoTridge, Tridge measures his BogoBlanchard.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need backups -- he can type faster.
There are three types of sub-atomic particles: Protons, Neutrons and Antons.
Anton Blanchard uses an apple pie to calculate circumference.
Anton Blanchard's music videos can get a billion hits without making up a stupid horsey dance