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The staff at the Staybridge Suites in Austin, once realising that you are Australian, will ask, "Do you know Anton Blanchard?".
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Anton Blanchard time-space warps Austin to him.
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Anton Blanchard has no idle thread.
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Anton Blanchard can turn spaghetti code into lasagna.
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There are no bugs - only code that wasn't written by Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard scales O(1).
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Anton Blanchard's Shinybook is a root DNS server.
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Liquid crystals are for chumps. Anton Blanchard uses gas crystals.
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Anton Blanchard can pass go and collect $200 on the way to jail.
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Anton Blanchard stores his backups in your unused registers.
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