Anton Blanchard could make x86 big-endian - but then the kids wouldn't know what "endian" was.
Anton Blanchard doesn't sell-out to the interweb.
Anton Blanchard is the next generation.
Ulrich Drepper is nice to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard is fully anti-aliased.
Anton Blanchard's "+1"s on Google Plus are actually worth +2.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need a search engine. Anton Blanchard knows where all data is all the time.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need file system checks.
Anton Blanchard stole all the vowels from the PPC instruction set and used them to build a Super Nintendo.
Anton Blanchard is the 99% and the 1%.