Anton Blanchard writes all his CGI scripts in PPC assembler.
Anton Blanchard was looking for a good chip test loop, so he proved P=NP and then hand coded it in Altivec without pipeline bubbles.
Anton Blanchard once did a depth-first-search on an oak tree.
Anton Blanchard uses an apple pie to calculate circumference.
Anton Blanchard crosses the Date Line so often that he grows younger over time.
Anton Blanchard checks for his own location.
Anton Blanchard's clocks don't drift.
He has confidence beyond reason. You ain't gonna catch him. He's motherfucking Anton Blanchard!
Anton Blanchard does not sleep ... ever.
Anton Blanchard always pours a perfect head on his beers.