Anton Blanchard knows the Ultimate Question.
Anton Blanchard built BlueGene for Qantas, so they could calculate his frequent flyer points.
The mere mention of Anton Blanchard dispels spinlocks instantly.
Anton Blanchard knows what SOA means.
Anton Blanchard was once awarded three Michelin stars, after accidentally dropping a sandwich on the side of the road.
Anton Blanchard can edit kernel source with 'xeyes'.
Anton Blanchard time-space warps Austin to him.
All algorithms designed by Anton Blanchard are O(-1).
Anton Blanchard is the 99% and the 1%.
Anton Blanchard has implemented /dev/infinity in three lines of code.