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Anton Blanchard's desk needs to be cleaned by the "Chuck Norris Cleaning Company".
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If the router drops your packets, you're not Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't need to stop in order to collaborate & listen, nor for Hammer time.
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Anton Blanchard can understand Milton code.
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Anton Blanchard's magnetic field realigns data on page boundaries automatically as he walks by.
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Anton Blanchard's "+1"s on Google Plus are actually worth +2.
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Anton Blanchard has implemented prior art to 97% of all software patents.
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Before interacting with colleagues, Anton Blanchard drinks a case of whiskey to bring himself down to their level.
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Anton Blanchard scales O(1).
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Anton Blanchard's packets are immune to PRISM monitoring.
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