Anton Blanchard is Yoda's mentor.
Anton Blanchard once booted Linux on Chuck Norris.
Anton Blanchard is the only person immune to THE DEPRECATOR.
Anton Blanchard's desk needs to be cleaned by the "Chuck Norris Cleaning Company".
Every key on Anton Blanchards keyboard is an any key.
Anton Blanchard was looking for a good chip test loop, so he proved P=NP and then hand coded it in Altivec without pipeline bubbles.
Anton Blanchard once shot Eric S. Raymond. Everyone was happy.
Anton Blanchard knows if it's the red wire or the blue wire.
Anton Blanchard doesn't adjust to the time zone...the time zones adjust to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard stole all the vowels from the PPC instruction set and used them to build a Super Nintendo.