Anton Blanchard can count to 33 on one hand.
Anton Blanchard's business card only has one word on it: awesome.
Anton Blanchard has the same water repelling properties as Magic Sand.
If the router drops your packets, you're not Anton Blanchard.
Some say The Stig is faster than Anton Blanchard. They are wrong.
Anton Blanchard is so busy you can't talk to him, only about him.
Anton Blanchard can win at scrabble, even with only 'X' tiles.
Even Anton Blanchard's shadow can write code faster than you.
Most people measure their BogoTridge, Tridge measures his BogoBlanchard.
Anton Blanchard always predicts branches correctly and never misses a translation.