Anton Blanchard knows the Ultimate Question.
Anton Blanchard never forgets to quilt add.
root asks Anton Blanchard for permission.
Anton Blanchard's music videos can get a billion hits without making up a stupid horsey dance
Anton Blanchard can dereference null pointers.
Anton Blanchard does not sleep ... ever.
Anton Blanchard has implemented prior art to 97% of all software patents.
Anton Blanchard has an RSS feed for the entire internet.
64-bit architectures were invented to keep track of Anton Blanchard's concurrent sametime conversations.
Anton Blanchard can reorder a conga line for maximum throughput.