Stacks don't overflow when Anton Blanchard is around!
Anton Blanchard is so famous he has this own theme song (in English).
Hypervisors run for their lives when Anton Blanchard enters the room.
Liquid crystals are for chumps. Anton Blanchard uses gas crystals.
Anton Blanchard can count to 33 on one hand.
Anton Blanchard knows what you did last Winter too.
Anton Blanchard is not "too old for this shit".
Anton Blanchard has implemented prior art to 97% of all software patents.
Anton Blanchard once taught a fish to play dance-dance-revolution.
When Anton Blanchard was the SPARC maintainer, the only tool he used was a magnet on a stick.