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Anton Blanchard only needs one turntable and no microphone.
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When Anton Blanchard walks into a chip fab without a dust suit, yield goes up to 128%.
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People write code better while listening to a tape of Anton Blanchard's name repeated endlessly.
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Anton Blanchard killed Chuck Norris: he segmented him in two with an occam razor.
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There are no bugs - only code that wasn't written by Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard can start fires with any instruction set.
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Anton Blanchard once used an arc welder to power a computer.
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root asks Anton Blanchard for permission.
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Anton Blanchard can win at scrabble, even with only 'X' tiles.
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Anton Blanchard can fill a 128 bit file system with kernel compiles.
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