If the router drops your packets, you're not Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard has the same water repelling properties as Magic Sand.
Anton Blanchard can do anything after 6 liters.
Even Anton Blanchard's phone calls have a signed-off-by line.
Anton Blanchard doesn't travel to Austin, Austin travels to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard decompiles software by running less on the binary.
Anton Blanchard's business card only has one word on it: awesome.
Androids may dream of Electric Sheep, but Electric Sheep dream of Anton Blanchard.
Disk quotas don't apply to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can pass go and collect $200 on the way to jail.