Anton Blanchard doesn't hire cars. Anton Blanchard owns all cars and lets the world use them, sometimes.
Anton Blanchard's "+1"s on Google Plus are actually worth +2.
Anton Blanchard has implemented /dev/infinity in three lines of code.
Anton Blanchard is Yoda's mentor.
Anton Blanchard operates at 4.7THz.
Anton Blanchard has an emergency red phone hotline for Linux POWER development.
Anton Blanchard simply walks in to Mordor.
Anton Blanchard finishes infinite loops in 0 time.
Knuth's "The Art of Computer Programming" originally contained only portraits of Anton Blanchard.
The staff at the Staybridge Suites in Austin, once realising that you are Australian, will ask, "Do you know Anton Blanchard?".