Anton Blanchard is not a linpack special.
Anton Blanchard doesn't talk to crash dumps, crash dumps talk to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can detect 3-bit errors and correct 1-bit ones, without ECC.
MODULE_AUTHOR("Anton Blanchard"); MODULE_DESCRIPTION("Cause trouble");
Anton Blanchard's laptop doesn't have an endian as that would imply it ends.
Anton Blanchard exists in real time and virtual time, and replicates instantly without overhead.
Hypervisors run for their lives when Anton Blanchard enters the room.
Anton Blanchard doesn't sell-out to the interweb.
Anton Blanchard is the only person to exhibit blue shift visible to the naked eye.
Anton Blanchard can revoke your internet privileges.