Anton Blanchard can count to 33 on one hand.
Anton Blanchard is..... The Architect!
If at first it doesn't compile, you're not Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard was looking for a good chip test loop, so he proved P=NP and then hand coded it in Altivec without pipeline bubbles.
Despite studying at UTS, Anton Blanchard did learn engineering.
Given any number, Anton Blanchard can re-write the C function you used to calculate it.
Anton Blanchard can order from the breakfast menu after 11:30am.
Anton Blanchard's music videos can get a billion hits without making up a stupid horsey dance
If you Google search "Anton Blanchard writes a bug", Google returns 0, then explodes.
Anton Blanchard doesn't need to stop in order to collaborate & listen, nor for Hammer time.