Anton Blanchard is the 99% and the 1%.
Anton Blanchard can count to 33 on one hand.
Anton Blanchard once booted Linux on Chuck Norris.
The mere mention of Anton Blanchard dispels spinlocks instantly.
Anton Blanchard can pass go and collect $200 on the way to jail.
Anton Blanchard first words were "Hello World".
There are 10 types of hackers, Anton Blanchard and people who wish they were Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard can do anything after 6 liters.
Anton Blanchard never writes interrupt handlers, his code just knows when things happen.
Anton Blanchard knows the πth digit of π.