Anton Blanchard knows the πth digit of π.
Anton Blanchard has implemented /dev/infinity in three lines of code.
Anton Blanchard can count to 33 on one hand.
There are three types of sub-atomic particles: Protons, Neutrons and Antons. Guess which type kicks the most arse.
Anton Blanchard can revoke your internet privileges.
When Anton Blanchard walks into a chip fab without a dust suit, yield goes up to 128%.
Anton Blanchard can use both Unity and Gnome 3… at the same time.
Anton Blanchard has an emergency red phone hotline for Linux POWER development.
Anton Blanchard once got seven shots out of a six-shooter.
Anton Blanchard works in a paperless office but his monthly travel itinerary still takes two people to lift.