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Anton Blanchard is not a linpack special.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't talk to crash dumps, crash dumps talk to Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard can detect 3-bit errors and correct 1-bit ones, without ECC.
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MODULE_AUTHOR("Anton Blanchard"); MODULE_DESCRIPTION("Cause trouble");
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Anton Blanchard's laptop doesn't have an endian as that would imply it ends.
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Anton Blanchard exists in real time and virtual time, and replicates instantly without overhead.
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Hypervisors run for their lives when Anton Blanchard enters the room.
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Anton Blanchard doesn't sell-out to the interweb.
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Anton Blanchard is the only person to exhibit blue shift visible to the naked eye.
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Anton Blanchard can revoke your internet privileges.
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