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Anton Blanchard submits kernel patches merely by thinking about it.
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Anton Blanchard can pop the breaker on any server.
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Anton Blanchard is young, rich, single, good looking and considerate. Forget it girls, he's a kernel hacker.
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Anton Blanchard can detect 3-bit errors and correct 1-bit ones, without ECC.
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There are three types of sub-atomic particles: Protons, Neutrons and Antons.
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Anton Blanchard is the only person to exhibit blue shift visible to the naked eye.
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When Anton Blanchard walks into a chip fab without a dust suit, yield goes up to 128%.
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Anton Blanchard once rewrote the Linux kernel in an afternoon, bug free.
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Anton Blanchard decompiles software by running less on the binary.
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root asks Anton Blanchard for permission.
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