Anton Blanchard is fault tolerant.
Anton Blanchard replaces capacitors with flux capacitors so his appliances can travel through time.
If the router drops your packets, you're not Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard once booted Linux on Chuck Norris.
There are three types of sub-atomic particles: Protons, Neutrons and Antons.
Anton Blanchard's Shinybook is a root DNS server.
You can win any poker game by playing a piece of paper with "Anton Blanchard" written on it.
Non-geek girls will talk geek to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard scales linearly with no idle time.
Anton Blanchard's machine doesn't need exceptions -- it's the rule.