Anton Blanchard can determine process ids purely by smell.
Anton Blanchard takes only 1 day to be resurrected.
Anton Blanchard has implemented /dev/infinity in three lines of code.
If you look closely at a hexdump of Anton Blanchard's code, all you see is blond, brunette, redhead.
Anton Blanchard has killed Chuck Norris, twice.
Anton Blanchard decompiles software by running less on the binary.
Disk quotas don't apply to Anton Blanchard.
Anton Blanchard has Real Ultimate POWER!
Anton Blanchard can make an ELF binary that plays Pong in 56 bytes.
Anton Blanchard once made a POWER5 out of vacuum tubes, because the store had run out of transistors.