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Anton Blanchard can determine process ids purely by smell.
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Anton Blanchard takes only 1 day to be resurrected.
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Anton Blanchard has implemented /dev/infinity in three lines of code.
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If you look closely at a hexdump of Anton Blanchard's code, all you see is blond, brunette, redhead.
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Anton Blanchard has killed Chuck Norris, twice.
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Anton Blanchard decompiles software by running less on the binary.
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Disk quotas don't apply to Anton Blanchard.
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Anton Blanchard has Real Ultimate POWER!
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Anton Blanchard can make an ELF binary that plays Pong in 56 bytes.
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Anton Blanchard once made a POWER5 out of vacuum tubes, because the store had run out of transistors.
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