Anton Blanchard's machine always has at least 3800 modules installed.
	Anton Blanchard can get no satisfaction.
	The only public holiday that happens at the same time in every country is Anton Blanchard's birthday.
	Anton Blanchard can make an ELF binary that plays Pong in 56 bytes.
	Anton Blanchard doesn't fix bugs, his name is mentioned and the bugs disappear.
	Anton Blanchard has killed Chuck Norris, twice.
	Anton Blanchard once taught a fish to play dance-dance-revolution.
	Anton Blanchard can set a single bit to 2.
	The unit of measurement for "number of kernel bugs fixed per minute" is the nanoBlanchard.
	Before interacting with colleagues, Anton Blanchard drinks a case of whiskey to bring himself down to their level.

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